February 2012
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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eparsnips: Everyone is better with talent goggles.
Feb 22nd
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wuschwusch: imperialbedrooms: There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable. This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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“Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time...”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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January 2012
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Jan 29th
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“Before her marriage she had believed herself to be in love; but since the...”
– Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary (via thechocolatebrigade)
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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“I saw that my life was a vast glowing empty page and I could do anything I...”
– Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via honeyforthehomeless)
Jan 28th
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What you said: I'm pro choice because it's the logical stance on abortion and because women shouldn't be told what they can and cannot do with their bodies.
What they think you said: I suppose I'll burn down a few orphanages before I go over to Satan's place and drink the blood of newborn babies.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
US government: and we have to protect marriage from gay people
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 6th
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Listencastleoflions: goodtimesgreatoldies: Elenore ...
Jan 5th
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Listencastleoflions: goodtimesgreatoldies: Ain’t No...
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Listenthatllwork: bitches ain’t shit - ben folds 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
– Lemony Snicket (via nocternity )
Dec 27th
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“I’m finished as a human being,” she said. “All you’re looking at is the...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via decrepito )
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“He broke my heart. You merely broke my life.”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita  (via forlovers )
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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